Clandestine Blog

Pack Your Stuff

2009-02-03T11:28:00.001-08:00

We're moving the blog, kiddos.

Please update your bookmarks, RSS Feeds and brains to http://www.clandestinish.com/. Cause that's our new home, all cleaned up for the relaunch (which is in two DAYSSSS!). I will see you over there. I'll be the one holding the poodle.

Kent says STAY TUNED

2009-02-02T19:36:00.000-08:00

Blog news tomorrow.

Anyone noticing how small that Bomby's wick is getting? SOOOO SOON!

O M(ichael Bay) G!

2009-02-01T10:19:00.000-08:00

Here's the teaser trailer for Transformers 2 that will run during the Super Bowl. Listen, say what you will, but I'll say this looks like the greatest movie ever made. Transformers on one wheel? Dog-ish transformer? Everything exploding while GIGANTIC robots kill people? Shia's broken hand?

Be right back, I'm going to go get in line.

CLICK HERE for what might be the best trailer ever?

nobody puts baby in the corner

2009-01-31T15:29:00.000-08:00

here's the workout dvd "inspired by the #1 movie of all time". hard to argue with that logic. check out the trailer. wow.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

2009-01-30T18:28:00.001-08:00

CLICK HERE

It's coming, man.

Grams

2009-01-30T17:39:00.001-08:00

Listen, I'm kinda beefy over an art show that opens this weekend, but I still think everyone should see it - and I don't want to take any credit away from the amazing artists and Justin from Shooting Gallery and Kris Lewis (who seems to have been the curators) for putting together what seems like an incredible exhibit. Just sour over will.i.am doing an art show and not involving G1988 (my other job), considering I've been friends with the guy since youth and actually did him a crazy favor a few years back. Whatever, now I can make fun of his solo album and not feel bad.

Onto less bitter information, these artists were each commissioned to create portraits of Grammy-nominated artists for an exhibit this weekend at the Pacific Electric Lofts in LA. here are some really awe-inspiring examples...

Nas by Henry Lewis

Jay-Z by Greg Gossel

Madonna by Lori Early

M.I.A. by Colin Christian

Rich Rubin by Paul Chatem

will.i.am (boooo!) by David Stoupakis

Angus Young by Shawn Barber

Trent Reznor by Travis Louie

Hidden

2009-01-30T15:40:00.001-08:00

Listen, you COULD focus on this full shot of the Limited Blue Camo Hoodie that Pete was wearing during press week at the Super Bowl, but I think I'll stare at the fact that a microphone has a rubber ducky on it.

pic snagged from icecreamhdaches.

Kitchen Ware

2009-01-29T22:01:00.000-08:00

''Hit it" is a series of furniture, consisting of a table and chairs. They resemble Saloon furniture from western movies, but the difference lies in the material. Hit It allows everyone to feel like a strong cowboy. Saloon fighting will now not only be fun, but safe.

Pains that I don't own this. Not sure I can outwit the physical Hit It Table and Chairs with any sort of pun or twee-based commentary, but I will say that if this was a public company I would buy so much stock in it that I would wear a monocle, smoke a pipe and brag about how the economy doesn't affect investors smart enough to put their money in collapsible fighting furniture - because that sir, is a global necessity.

seen at likecool.

Happy Holilate

2009-01-29T15:09:00.000-08:00

So, even though the man publicly outed me as desperate for those drool-worthy Coraline Nikes, and banned the shoe game to Clandestinish, I still owe Pete a Holiday present. He got me the Todd James (a.k.a. "REAS") print he featured over on his blog a few months ago, which was awesome. And I figured I'd return the gesture...

I had two prints to choose from, you tell me if I picked correctly.

Thought about these Tim Doyle "Bill Murray Times Six" prints I first saw at OMG Posters. They have a normal colorway, and a more limited glow-in-the-dark version, and both chronicle Bill in many of his most memorable roles (Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, Ed Wood, Lost in Translation, Life Aquatic), but luckily leaves of his stint as the voice of Garfield. Anyway, didn't pick this one, although I might need to pick it up for myself.

I went with Alex Pardee, who you might recognize from his extensive album and merch art for The Used and Cage. I framed it up with matting and everything...

Choice Fail?

Pardee pic via Vinyl Pulse.

Busted

2009-01-29T14:48:00.000-08:00

HARSH.

Mee NoLikey.

Go Panthers!

2009-01-28T14:18:00.000-08:00

...and to further my obsession, would any of you still be my friend if I bought a few of these products and wore them while watching the DVD sets? (and by a few products, I mean all 4, and yes, that would mean I'd wear both jerseys at once, switching them when either Riggins or Matt scores at TD or kisses a girl).

seen here.

4th and Obsession

2009-01-27T17:37:00.001-08:00

I can't be alone, can I? Still on my Season 1 DVDs, but that lonely category where "Freaks and Geeks" and "The State" live in, might just get a new roomie.

I am your Landry.

What May Come...

2009-01-27T14:28:00.001-08:00

Still a little confused about how this dude was able to take a photograph of a dream he was having. Also, I love little man in the back who has not quite hit the age where he would HAVE to pay attention.

seen at Egotastic!

My Best Friend

2009-01-27T00:06:00.001-08:00

Dear God,

How did Disney get into my head and create the movie of my dreams?

Dear DJ Dan Suh,

Do they make weed strong enough for this to seem normal?

Dear Pete,

You can't even get Hemy a line read for this stuff? New agent needed.

Dear the stars of Space Buddies,

Do you guys all wanna hang out? Mini Golf? Smiling, laughing, hanging. I love you guys. Alot.

google maps LARPing

2009-01-26T13:12:00.000-08:00

james montgomery sent this one over to me. sometimes the photographers that capture images for google maps end up taking pictures of some amazing shit. they caught a few LARPers (live action role playing) in the act in pittsburgh somewhere:

check it here

for more on LARPing, definitely check out the movie 'monster camp' and try to figure out which dude most reminds you of andy hurley.

El Fin

2009-01-26T10:56:00.000-08:00

The only thing to ever beat Salsa Shark might just be Lemonade Shark, and now it's all possible with these awe-inspiring shark fin ice trays.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the Ocean Spray Cran-berry Cocktail. No? Not a funny Jaws reference? We're gonna need a bigger cup? Whatever. You can buy them by CLICKING HERE.

first seen at likecool.

Chueh Shoe

2009-01-25T19:34:00.000-08:00

A nice mixture between my worlds of Gallery1988 and Clandestine is the artwork of Luke Chueh, who recently created a commissioned painting for the cover of Fall Out Boy's latest album, Folie a Deux. Maybe you've seen it? Well, if you have, I'm assuming it got you onto LukeChueh.com, which in turn got you to be a serious Luke Chueh fan.

Well, was stoked to see these custom Nikes painted by Yoakustoms, which has the "Possessed" image on one side of the shoe, a legendary Luke Chueh painting sold at my Gallery almost 5 years ago. Check out the bloody mess...

First seen here.

Free Sundaes

2009-01-25T13:35:00.000-08:00

Soooo...artist Simon Oxely (idokungfoo.com) supplied us with two signed digital prints of the Angry Ice Cream graphic he did for the new Clan relaunch tee, and since you check blogs on Sundays, I'll give you the chance to win one free. First two people to email me at tysongivens@gmail.com and supply me with the name of the actress who played Punky Brewster, get the print.

Good luck.

UPDATE: Contest over, two winners named. Soliel Moon Frye, represent! More giveaways to come.

pistol youth

2009-01-24T18:03:00.001-08:00

a few friends of mine in a band called pistol youth put together this sweet video. you might know michael chislett from a little band called the academy is...anyway, check out "in my eyes" starring the golden girls.

Cool Shoes

2009-01-24T12:59:00.000-08:00

Some posts will be witty, some will have points. But some will just be pictures of cool shoes. Done it before, and will do it again.

New Adidas High Tops. Want.

Just Like Us

2009-01-23T13:35:00.001-08:00

As a huge fan of logos and corporate identities, I was STOKED to see a website focusing on the recent Americanization (smile everyone! we taking over, but we brought coffee) of Dubai and how the country is implementing American corporations into their Arabic world. When it comes to logos or signage, translating the global brand in Arabic poses a dozen or so design issues, which includes the idea of the language reading backwards to us (and basically on a global level). I'm uber-interested in the teams that decided how to keep the global brand intact, the aesthetics pleasing and also be respectful, and legible, to the Arabic world. I'm totally ignoring most of the commentary that can be made about America's reach or our all-out Global attack, and have decided to just sort of marvel at how pretty the Arabic letters can look in these recognizable logos (it helps me sleep at night).

CLICK HERE to see examples of stores like Dean & Deluca, Foot Locker, Louis Vuitton and Subway. Pretty awesome to me, but I'm also a HUGE nerd for shit like this (and most things).

first seen at Drawn.ca

No S'more of That, Then.

2009-01-21T23:44:00.000-08:00

www.clandestineindustries.com

keep refreshing. we have lots of splash. Relaunch is so close.

Oh, and the front of the S'mores hoodie. Thanks, aggressive paps.

Good to see...

2009-01-21T17:30:00.000-08:00

...both Jennifer Hudson out and about healing, and to see her sporting Clan. Thoughts are with her and the hoodie.

He's Not Just A Client...

2009-01-21T13:12:00.000-08:00

PW rocking the Obama x Clandestine tee at the Youth Ball...

OK, I love the Clan, but Joe Trohman's original Wrestlemania tee FTW.

Day Of

2009-01-20T17:17:00.000-08:00

Pete & Dan out in DC getting their "I was there for history" on, I'm laying on my couch watching this week's "Tool Academy." Toss up, right?

The Clandestine Obama tee dropped today, with outstanding success. I know off hand that G1988: SF sold out. There are still some left at G1988: LA and Stephen over at the Clandestine store said people were going crazy for it when they opened - but I think they have a limited number left too. Wondering how you SD kids were at Loserkids. All good things. And if you don't live in these cities, just call one of the stores, they'll probably take a phone order and send it to you. Limited edition of 100, so don't just stand there, let's get to it (strike a pose, there's nothing to it. VOGUE.)

Oh, and here's Jay-Z's official Inauguration remix to Young Jeezy's "My President is Black," which is insanely brilliant. This verse should force people who don't think he's the greatest rapper of all time to punch themselves in the face and realize the truth.

New Day

2009-01-18T14:21:00.000-08:00

$25.00
limited to 100 total shirts ONLY.

Remember, this Tuesday, the Inauguration Clandestine shirts drop at these fine retail locations (in limited numbers):

The Clandestine Landmark Store
952 W. Newport Ave.
Chicago, IL 60657
773-857-3525

Loserkids
710 Center Dr.
San Marcos, CA 92069
760-747-5677

Gallery1988: LA
7020 Melrose Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90038
323-937-7088

Gallery1988: SF
1173 Sutter St.
San Francisco, CA 94109
415-409-1376

Pre Pre Buzz

2009-01-18T13:06:00.000-08:00

Early word out of Sundance (besides the obvious that Hollywood people are douchey) is that the Marc Webb directed "500 Days of Summer" is an uber-smash hit, with it getting tons of "It's the next _____" (Juno, Garden State, Little Miss Sunshine, Slumdog Millionaire, Geico Caveman campaign, etc.) buzz. It stars Joseph Gordon-Leavitt and Zooey Deschanel and has the tag line, "Boy meets Girl. Boy falls in love. Girl Doesn't" - so it's promising obviously. Anyway, here's the trailer and remember where you heard it first.

shepard fairey on the colbert report

2009-01-17T16:47:00.000-08:00

shepard fairey made a visit to the colbert report to talk about the obama poster project. shepard's work has been the topic of much conversation lately between jensen, pete, and myself so this is really cool to see...

One Way Or The Other

2009-01-17T12:38:00.000-08:00

Hell hath no fury like a dude who's been waiting to release a movie for a handful of years but can't seem to get a studio behind him, but the Spike Jonze/Dave Eggers "Where The Wild Things Are" appears to be moving forward inch by inch. Spike's skateboard company, Girl, has announced limited edition skate decks, which also serve as our first real look at all the monsters who will fill up a good portion of the screen (if it comes out). I wonder if these decks were renegade moves by Spike to get some visuals and buzz back out there, or if the studio is finally letting some details and hope loose. Let's assume it's the latter so I can skate in peace.

star wars retold

2009-01-17T10:02:00.000-08:00

brian diaz, guitar tech extroadinaire, tipped me off to this wonderful video. it's an animated re-telling of the original star wars trilogy, explained by a girl who's never actually watched all 3 films in their entirety. almost as good as the real thing...

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

There's Always Money In The Banana Stand!

2009-01-15T09:41:00.001-08:00

With the Arrested Development movie getting the full green light yesterday (Michael Cera, if you do not return, I swear I will punch you in the face anywhere I see you. Be it on the street, at a concert, in a CiCi's Pizza, etc.), I figured we could celebrate the good news here at Clandestinish. While looking for images, I found out about Dean Fraser, and his Springfield Punx project. Touching on another TV show I'm grossly obsessed with, Dean takes The Simpsons character design and recreates other well-known characters in their style. My favs were the dysfunctional Bluths.

If you have never seen an episode of Arrested Development, do yourself a favor and go buy the DVD box sets. They're like $10 each now and will make any weekend, one of the best of your life. And check out more of Dean's Springfield Punx (which include Michael Keaton as Batman, TONS of superheroes, Dwight from The Office and Craig Ferguson), by CLICKING HERE.

originally seen at Whizhouse.

More Than Meets The Ears

2009-01-15T09:24:00.000-08:00

Couldn't resist posting what looks to be the coolest thing coming out of Toy Tokyo Forum 2009, the result of some serious co-branding between Disney and Transformers.

Beautifully designed (while still keeping the rough play, child aesthetic and functioning), with a price tag around $40, I'm already reserving shelf space. You?

seen at /Film.

The Best Part

2009-01-15T00:12:00.000-08:00

I really only like the first 3 weeks of American Idol. When people try out, and most of them are whack jobs. But yes, there will always be good singer highlights (i.e. the blind dude, the guy with the really dangerous job, the girl named "Lil' Rounds"), but we obviously tune in for the car crashes. But I think I want to add a new reason to watch the try-out weeks on American Idol: the jokes my girlfriend can say during the episode that I think are insanely funny.

When this guy came on screen:

She said, "That looks like the Indian Ray Ramano. It's like 'Everybody Loves Kumar.'"

Hey, I thought it was funny. And now I can tell you to check out Petewentz.com for another sneak at a limited edition new hoodie dropping at relaunch.

Shoutout to Lafayette Elementary in Holly Grove

2009-01-14T15:20:00.000-08:00

You might think my favorite part of Lil' Wayne's new interview in GQ is when he calls Pete,

"Pete Weiss" at first (isn't Pete Weiss my accountant's name?), or the fact that Terry

Richardson, my favorite photographer took the shots. You might even assume my favorite

part is when he says his favorite book is a dictionary or that he doesn't remember the full

name of the director who he just did a film with (so don't feel bad, Pete Weiss). Some might

also think my favorite excerpt is when he says he can't watch movies with Dakota Fanning

in them because she's creepy or when he's shocked he liked "Butterfly Effect" because

Ashton is "usually an asshole." Hell, some might even predict that my favorite part is him

explaining he gave Michael Phelps an entire iPod of unreleased Lil' Wayne music (even one

song made especially for Phelps) or that he references Bruce Springsteen pulling

Courtney Cox on stage for the "Dancing in the Dark" video. Well, truth is, everyone would

be correct.

See more of the pictures and read the incredible interview by CLICKING HERE.

Baby Baby

2009-01-11T17:39:00.000-08:00

The first post-Bronx Clandestine Baby piece. For the little monsters.

February and the Relaunch is just around the corner. Man, I hope toddlers have credit cards.

Slow and Low

2009-01-10T20:04:00.000-08:00

Outside of running Clandestine Industries and it's ever so imminent relaunch, I also co-own Gallery 1988 (gallery1988.com), and more specifically am the Gallery Director for the the Los Angeles location, where we recently held Pete and Travis's exhibit, "Without You I'm Just Me," so don't act like you don't know. Last Thursday night, we opened an art show that I'm uber proud of called, "Under The Influence: The Official Art Tribute To Beastie Boys," where, with the blessing of the actual band, 100 pieces of art were created solely influenced by the Boys' songs, lyrics, videos and style. This is our second exhibition in the "Under The Influence" series, as last year artists paid tribute to comic book legend Stan Lee in their very own styles. Well, this year's opening reception honoring the Brooklyn pioneers, Mike D, Ad-Rock and MCA, was an enormous smash hit, with a line around the block and selling tons of original and inspiring art pieces. With a portion of the proceeds benefiting The Gramercy Housing Project, a charity chosen by the band, I wanted to share some of the pieces with you guys. So here we go with some choice pieces I've selected.

Casey Weldon (giving the Biz some love outside of Yo! Gabba Gabba)

Jeff Ramirez

Alex Pardee (you know him from The Used)

Ellen Schinderman (Needlepoint, bitches)

Martin Hsu

Jason D'Aquino (purchased by PW)

Jonathan Bergeron

Jen Rarey

Dan Goodsell (of Mr. Toast fame)

Shepard Fairey (of TIME Magazine fame. I bought this one)

For those in LA, the show will be up until January 29th, but if you want you can check the mic, or the entire show of like 80 more pieces, by CLICKING HERE.

Buttons

2009-01-09T18:44:00.000-08:00

As I plan on letting off some serious steam tonight by seeing a 3-D showing of "Bolt" (for the second time), I'm eagerly anticipating the next time I can see a new cartoon movie in 3 dimensions (don't suggest NBC's "Chuck" on Superbowl Sunday). And we've already talked about Coraline here on Clandestinish, but what about these:

Nike and the film "Coraline" are teaming up on this incredibly awesome collaboration Dunk, and although I don't know much about the movie, it seems these are loosely based on the way the characters are designed, even down to the button eyes. BUT they sadly seem to be only producing 1,000 pairs, so I hope Nike can't tell the difference between Pete's and my voice.

(phone rings)

"Hey, this is Pete Wentz from the band Fall Out Boy. I'd love a pair of those Coraline shoes so my wife Ashlee Simpson can see them. Oh, my voice sounds deep? I have a whooping cough. OH, what size do I need? A 12? I'm way taller in real life."

(hang up)

sometimes...

2009-01-08T13:07:00.000-08:00

...i find random things laying around the house. last night i caught rigby getting a little snuggly with this furry baby bear hoodie. details on these to come soon i'm sure.

prince: my hero

2009-01-05T18:37:00.001-08:00

i've always been overly fascinated by artists that are prolific but borderline crazy (eg. r. kelly, morrissey) but no one can really trump prince. most people have heard the pickup basketball game at paisley park story from chappelle's show but kevin smith probably wins for most thorough, crazybrains prince story told on record.

anyhow, prince recently shut down his fan club site and had attempted to have all prince-related youtube content removed from existence. then comes word today that his NEW site will be going online this month along with streaming versions of some of his best new work in years. what is going on with this guy?

Brandi Milne and the Wet Seal Process

2009-01-04T18:54:00.000-08:00

So when Pete and the Powers That Be asked me to become the brand & design manager at the relaunched Clandestine a few months back, one of the few artists I knew we had to work with was Orange County, CA native Brandi Milne. She's a regular at my other job (yes, I'm sort of Jamaican and also totally into stereotype-based humor), showing numerous times at Gallery 1988: LA and SF, as well as a graphic design veteran, making shirts for Hurley, product for Gelaskins and her own children's book, "So Good For Little Bunnies," which was released in 2008 through a publisher called Baby Tattoo. She's one of my favorite people in the universe and I knew she was a great fit for Pete and my vision for the new Clan, so we turned to her for the first actual Clandestine project I would spearhead, our recent collaboration with Wet Seal. Before we get into the shirt (and from now on I'd love to have a feature on the blog, where you see a garment from idea to completion documented. I'll keep all the sketches and such from now on), let's show you some of Brandi Milne's fine art, which is beautiful.

We were approached by Wet Seal to create a co-branded piece, and Pete and I had brainstormed the idea of the shirt not only being "cute," but basically bleeding cuteness out of every orifice. So cute that it made your teeth sting. So I went to Brandi, who had some amazing ideas and sketches almost immediately. Pete and I decided we'd go with a t-shirt, since it just felt right, and we wanted it to be a shirt with a loud, bright character smiling right at you on the front. We loved an idea Brandi had to go with joyful popsicles, so here's what it turned into in the end:

So that was the first piece you could pick up that has my total stank on it, and Brandi Milne did an incredible job. And you still CAN buy it from Wet Seal by clicking here. And Brandi has the "Bomby McGee" shirt coming out in the February relaunch, which we (and the NY Times) has shown off, as well as a few other top secrets in the mix with PW and gang - so stay up like 88 Keys. You can see more of Brandi's work by clicking here.

Eye Of The Needle

2009-01-04T02:28:00.001-08:00

For reals? No, really, for reals? Like, this is real? Totally real? Dude.

Necksult

2009-01-03T14:53:00.000-08:00

Stumbled on this totally awesome necklace by Trashy Deluxe.

In the tradition of Sarah Jessica Parker's name medallion jewelry on "Sex and the City," this piece takes it one step further (and better), spelling out one of my favorite child insults of all-time, "Gaywad." Please, someone sport this immediately, especially if that's your name.

Purchase and learn more about the Gaywad necklace at Trashy Deluxe.

Line Them Up.

2009-01-03T12:39:00.000-08:00

Thanks to NotCot.com, I found out about the Wordlock, and I feel like my Saturday is more productive because of it. Since I'm brutal remembering numbers, usually most obvious when I'm walking around a parking garage for 3 hours thinking to myself, "I know I parked on some sort of slope," this seems like a serious MUST BUY. I've always wanted to unlock my bike by spelling out "PENIS" or get back into my gym locker by spelling out "STARJONES." and now I can.

Learn more about the Wordlock at worldlock.com. I will.

Oh, and...

2009-01-02T21:14:00.001-08:00

New pictures from Spike Jonze's "Where The Wild Things Are" movie...

Does this mean that the movie (which is penned by Dave Eggers btw) is finally coming out? Be still jaded heart cause I'm hoping this isn't gonna be the movie version of Chinese Democracy.

Open Letter

2009-01-02T21:11:00.001-08:00

A new graphic that Pete may, or may not have, posed on his blog the other night. Anyway, that's another brick in the relaunch wall. It really can't come quick enough.

the professors hoody with patches on the elbow.

2008-12-30T23:36:00.000-08:00

feb 9.

get tired. the sleepiness begins.

at the doctors office

2008-12-30T23:34:00.001-08:00

june 13. one of the lucky few.

it's good to be king

2008-12-30T23:11:00.000-08:00

sometimes you need to drink wine out of a cartoon sized goblet. it's good to be king...

Interview in Bed

2008-12-30T19:12:00.001-08:00

First off, rather than freak out, call the stores carrying the Obama shirt and I'm sure some, if not all, will do phone orders on 1-20-09. They WILL be carried at Loserkids in San Diego, and the reason for the exclusives is that until we relaunch in Feb. 09, we can't add anything new online. So this is a bit of a hold over. That's all. And once the relaunch occurs, about 90% of the products will be available to all online (with a few exclusives here and there for physical stores). So take a deep breathe and let's allow the happiness of 1-20-09 to fill our lungs, before we start hating on it.

Oh, here's a video that has me scratching my head. Steven Spielberg being interviewed by Warhol on a bed back in the 70's. With Bianca Jagger randomly watching. And there isn't a lot of "making sense" involved, which has me thinking that maybe E.T. and Close Encounters had some help in the "trip out visuals department."

Video via Defamer.com

grand opening...

2008-12-29T20:40:00.001-08:00

this obama shirt will be limited to 144 pieces. it will cost 23 dollars. they will only be available at the chicago landmark store, gallery1988 in los angeles, gallery1988 in san fran and hopefully loser kids in san diego. starting on january 20th- celebrate with us. a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the K.I.D.S. charity- an organization that obama has worked with in the past.

Our Ice Cream Maker

2008-12-28T15:56:00.001-08:00

Pete debuted, and recently has been wearing at shows, an upcoming design from Clandestine that we're calling "Angry Ice Cream." I stole the picture below from Pete's blog to give you another sneak peek.

Well, I wanted to give you guys a small glimpse into the world of the artist who designed this shirt, Simon

Oxley. Oxley is a British designer/illustrator, who currently is living in Japan. His character designs have

been seen in Pictoplasma's Character Encyclopedia, which is so dope you should use your Barnes & Noble

X-Mas Gift Card on it. Here's a small glimpse of Simon's work, outside of our favorite frustrated desert that

is sure to make you smile (especially if you're on some sort of holiday vacation and hence, prone to more

happiness than usual).

You can see more of Simon's work not only once we relaunch Clan in February or when Fall Out Boy comes

to your town, but also at Simon's own website, idokungfoo.com, where has TONS of cool product for sale.

My Top 10 Films of 2008 - Year 15

2008-12-26T12:15:00.000-08:00

As a Filmic Writing grad (a degree I've used soo much running an art gallery and clothing line), every year I find myself creating a top ten list of my favorite films, acting almost like Stadler and Waldorf taking my place on the balcony, tomatoes in tow. Actually, I think this is my 15th straight year doing this self-important countdown (it started with middle school pal B.J. - who know is a projectionist at the Director's Guild theatre in LA) but since I see almost every movie possible (and yes, I have a first hand account that "Leatherheads" was awful) - I figured why discontinue a time honored tradition? This year's list is a little more mainstream than years past, as most of these films you've probably seen (or will see), but that doesn't make it bad, Guy With Screen Name LuisBunuelFan34. Just make sure to take a peek at the "Movies I Haven't Seen Yet" list at the bottom for frame of reference.

10. Tie - Tropic Thunder / Rachel Getting Married

Number 10 is always a tie. It's the easiest thing to do when you're indecisive. That or don't make lists.

I'm still confused with people who didn't like Tropic Thunder. Like Nazis, I assume they are people who can't have fun (and kill Jews). But, I do agree that Ben Stiller has become painful in general. EXCEPT when he's directing himself (i.e. Cable Guy, Zoolander and this one). Then he's genius. And maybe it's because I love "Apocalypse Now" / "Hearts of Darkness" - but this war film / Hollywood spoof seemed almost perfect to me, although I wasn't as into the Tom Cruise cameo as the rest of the world (seemed glim, Matt). But Downey Jr. puts in my favorite comedic performance of the year, while Jack Black finally plays subtle again, and is awesome.

And Rachel Getting Married spotlights Anne Hathaway, in a performance that would earn her the Oscar, if she weren't so young. Almost channeling Ricky Gervais, her character makes you cringe with all her awkward family interactions during an intense weekend getting ready for her sister's wedding. TV On Radio's constant soundtrack makes you realize why dudes in tight jeans and ironic glasses (MINE ARE REAL, OK?) have been praising them for the past few years. The film might be heavy, but don't be scared to let out a laugh even when you think it's inappropriate. Not a matinee movie to see with your 6-year-old nephew, unless your 6-year-old nephew is a recovering addict. Then, it might be helpful - but then I think going to the movies should be low on your priority list.

9. The Dark Knight

Because I'm a comic book reader you'd think I'd have this new Batman chapter closer to number 1, right? I know, I did too. Not sure why I don't really. I just think the film didn't stick with me as much as I thought it would. Loved Heath (who will win the Supporting Actor Oscar), loved the direction and just overall loved the movie, but other films this year seemed to mean more to me. Wasn't ecstatic about Two-Face or how they pulled the Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince switcheroo to Katie Holmes - but I watched the movie again on Blu-Ray recently - only to be totally blown away one more time. I just like it at number 9. That's really as creative as I'm gonna get for the reasoning.

8. Frost/Nixon

I love me some historic retelling. Went into this one thinking I'd hate it, assuming it was Ron Howard schlock, but like that time I predicted Master P would run for Senate one day, I was dead wrong (sadly, not joking). An incredible tale of corruption, accountability and American politics, Frost/Nixon creates and maintains an intense tone throughout the movie, which is weird considering the climax has two dudes staring at each other from comfortable chairs. Acting nominations will obviously follow for the two males leads (but they will both lose) and Opie will get his obligatory nomination, but I strongly recommend this movie to anyone interested in intriguing political stories (i.e. Michael Clayton, All The President's Men, Bio-Dome).

7. Iron Man

Yes, I did like Iron Man more than The Dark Knight, but that might have something to do with my taste in comics more than cinema. I think most people will read that and act like I just said I liked Pacey more than Dawson (which I did). Well, I just like Iron Man more. Always have. I read Batman, but I usually cling more to the villains in his stories - while I'm always rooting for the arrogant and pompous Tony Stark to save the day and kill bad dudes. Robert Downey Jr. (the only actor to be in 2 films in this year's Top 10 - thanks, sobriety) makes it seem like Iron Man couldn't have been portrayed on the big screen if he wasn't acting (or if the studio wasn't able to insure him). Jon Favreau, a personal fav of mine, does an incredible job tackling a large movie (rent Zathura for his first, it's not bad) and the inclusion of a Ghostface Killah video in the background of the private jet scene made the hip-hop nerd in me C.R.E.A.M. in my pants (I know, gross. But that is most likely the first ever Wu-Tang pun published. I bow.)

6. Wall-E

Technically not the lowest a cartoon with minimal dialogue has placed (that distinction goes to 2003's Triplets of Belleville), but at this point, even if Pixar released a full length cartoon of Hitler winning the Nobel Peace Prize, it'd still make my list. They are a young Mark Price at the free throw line; They don't miss. This heart warmer about a robot who goes emo is proof that although some companies have stepped up their animated game (Disney's Bolt, Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda), there's only one House That Steve Jobs Aimlessly Invested In And Got Lucky With, and that's Pixar. Their 2009 entry, "UP," will have a spot saved for it come December 2009 cause even the new trailer has me excited. I doubt you have, but make sure you don't miss this film, especially in its new Blu-Ray release, as the sprawling landscapes and detail, with minimal need to over emphasis both in visuals and storytelling, can only be compared to classic visuals from movies like "Once Upon A Time In America" or "How The West Was Won." If "Snow White" was Pong, Wall-E is the virtual reality video game they play in "Lawnmower Man," it's existance and evolution is barely believeable.

5. Let The Right One In

The best movie you'll never see, Let The Right One In is the best Swedish import since the Chef from the Muppets. Also, the best movie with a title derived from a Morrissey song (but here's to hoping there's a movie in development called "You're The One For Me, Fatty.") It's the tale of a disenchanted, confused 12-year-old boy in Stockholm, who befriends his new neighbor, a young mysterious girl who most definately is a vampire. And not in that "cute Buffy The Vampire Slayer kill while wearing Spandex then tell a joke way". It's a love story, a horror film and a black comedy involving children vampires. It's basically what I want my real life to be like. And yes, it's subtitled, but it's also absolute brilliance so let's make reading fundamental just this one time.

4. Milk

Not much funny to stuff to write about this one, as Sean Penn is directed by Gus Van Sant in this moving and extremely relevant biopic of Harvey Milk, the first openly gay politician in America - and the tragic story of his assassination. It's basically an actin clinic with Penn completely losing himself to the character and charm of Milk, while Emile Hirsch, James Franco and Diego Luna (who weirdly gets a bad rap in some reviews) all turn in perfect supporting roles. I'm pretty sure those who marched in the Castro back during Milk's time in office thought it couldn't get any worse for homosexuals and their civil rights, but we've sadly proven them wrong. I do wish everyone who voted Yes on Prop 8 here in California was able to see this movie on their way to their local polls, because this film's power would carry more importance today than during any other time in history. Great film.

3. Burn After Reading

If I had twins I might name them Joel and Ethan. Even if they were girls. That's how big of a Coen Brothers fan I am. They alone made me want to go to film school. Every film they've made since I started making these lists have found their way into the top 10 (yes, even "Ladykillers" and "Intolerable Cruelty"). And Burn After Reading is the closest they've come to replicating my favorite Coen Brothers film (and a former number 1) "The Big Lebowski" - so it's pretty obvious how much I loved this film. With stars Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, John Malkovich and Frances McDormand, the plot weaves in and out like Steve Kerr running the '91 Bulls offense. It involves government secrets being handled by physical trainers, which sounds a lot like the last 8 years. And someone please give J.K. Simmons the recognition he deserves. Known mostly as Juno's dad, the dude steals this movie from some of the industry's biggest names in no more than 5 minutes of screen time. Just released on DVD and Blu-ray, pick it up and celebrate aimless importance.

2. Slumdog Millionaire

The only movie on the list I saw twice, it really could've been number 1 without an issue (or my personal experience being factored in). Danny Boyle is another one of my favorites since his first film "Shallow Grave," and I believe he should (and will) win the Oscar for Best Director and Best Picture for this one. The tale of a Indian kid who may have caught tons of bad breaks, but realizes those tough times might just help him win the jackpot on India's "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire." This no doubt will be 2008's big winner and it deserves to be. Also, I think EVERY film should end with a choreographed dance number. I don't care if it's Schindler's List, have the actors come back out and bust a move, almost like a Broadway curtain call with Wade Robson hosting. It just makes everything better. Just imagine Dame Judi Dench doing Soulja Boy's Crank Dat dance once the credits rolled on "Notes On A Scandal." Supaman dat ho.

1. The Wrestler

I'm biased on this one, having spent a few months on the road as a staff writer for WWE's Monday Night Raw a few years back, but Darren Aronofsky's tale of a broken down former main event wrestler is an epic and heart-breaking journey through some seriously depressing eyes. Mickey Rourke should be given the Best Actor Oscar now, rather than having to wait any longer and falsely giving hope to Dustin Hoffman in that "I'm Old, But Dating" movie. And Marissa Tomei has boldly claimed her spot as the Go-To Show Your Boobs Girl, possibly even getting her another Supporting Actress win (this time without those pesky Jack Palance announced the wrong name rumors). The script, written by a former head writer of The Onion (which is kind of like me writing "Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants"), is almost too realistic, making me wonder how many of the older wrestlers I worked with, and wrote alongside, the dude has met. Springsteen's closing credit song is worth the movie ticket price alone. Wanna know how realistic this movie is? Rent documentary and former Top 10'er "Beyond The Mat" and realize where some inspiration came from. Long Live The Ram.

And that's another list.

Honorable Mention (no order) -

Bolt 3-D, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Visitor, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Zack and Miri Make A Porno, Kung Fu Panda, American Teen, Choke, The Wackness, Speed Racer, Step Brothers, Doubt

Movies I Did Not See Yet, Which Would Probably Affect How Serious You Take My List -

W., Gran Torino, Happy Go Lucky, Revolutionary Road, Role Models, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, The Reader

Last year's Number One. Again, to judge me -

There Will Be Blood

Burton

2008-12-25T23:19:00.000-08:00

Every Christmas I try and break out Tim Burton's "Nightmare Before X-Mas" and live in its ecstasy. And I was planning on just posting its trailer right now, as it's obvious how much its aesthetics have not only affected everything I've done artistically since, including the graphics seen in Clan's February relaunch, but also what it's obviously meant to Pete. But while searching for the trailer, I saw these two upcoming clips. First up, the Burton produced "9" - which looks pretty stellar.

And secondly, "Coraline," which will be a 3-D release in February 2009, and I think I could line up right now

in anticipation.

So the plan was to stick to nostalgia with "Nightmare Before Christmas," but I've realized the future looks

even brighter. Something to think about for all of us really.

While we're on the subject of movies, look for my Top 10 Movies List this weekend, as it will actually be my

15th year of compiling this list - and I'm stoked this year to be able to publish it here for you all. Merry

Christmas, people.

And To All A Good Night.

2008-12-25T11:57:00.000-08:00

Put a little love in your heart. From the new Clan to you, Merry Christmas.

my fascination with all things japanese continues

2008-12-24T19:28:00.000-08:00

ever since my first trip to japan i've been fascinated by all things japanese. mind you, this was even before my current obsession with sneaker and streetwear culture. i was always mindblown by how the japanese can take something american and just plain do it better.

case in point is a company called loopwheeler which uses ancient (but better) technology to make insanely comfortable sweatshirts. what makes them better you ask? a terribly inefficient and painstakingly slow machine called "loopwheel" that can only knit one meter (about a yard) of fabric PER HOUR. all told, each machine only churns out enough fabric to make 8-9 sweatshirts IN A DAY. the result is a shirt made without any excess tension that is unusually soft and durable.

nike sportswear recently collaborated with loopwheeler to produce a limited number of sweatshirts and hoodies along with this nike blazer mid that i was lucky enough to pick up at their temporary event space in LA's montalban theater.

check out more on loopwheeler here. gotta love the sketchy japanese-to-english translation...

Cruel Shoes

2008-12-22T22:09:00.000-08:00

I haven't been a "sneaker guy" in quite some time. I put that term in quotes because it's become quite a strange moniker to have these days. You can't just be into shoes anymore, because since the days of Nelly buying "2 perrrrr" - it's become more about obsession than an actual love for the physical shoe. And in this new rabid environment of sneaker collecting, I was never going to buy "one pair to wear, one pair to stare," build a custom closet for just the boxes or wait in line starting at 3 AM for a limited edition Nike Dunk (we'll leave that to the Korean Tom Cruise), so I decided to just give it all up. But a recent visit to HighSnobiety.com has me second guessing my abrupt decision to just walk away. Take a looksy at these gems for the feet that have inspired me all day to take Clan even further in the future.

Vans Watermelon Pack (part of their 2009 Fruits collection)

Nike Blazer High

Nike Air Jordan 1 Low Phat

Nike Air Jordan Force VI

Supra "Timbos" (get your iggity-early 90's Das Efx on)

Converse 100th Anniversary Collection

Mita x Lacoste Missouri 85 Mid

Supra Suprano High Purple Metallic (how fast do you think Lil' Wayne put these on?)

Figured it might give you some inspiration too. Maybe, maybe not. But with these kicks, "Burn After Reading" hitting Blu-Ray this last weekend and the lights of Christmas everywhere, I'm ready for the New Year and new ideas.

The 2nd Happiest Place on Earth

2008-12-21T11:56:00.000-08:00

Most of the items featured in the February relaunch of Clandestine will be rendered by San Diego artist Andrew Wilson, who was earlier known for his work creating all the Fresh Only Bakery graphics for Vlad the Baker (he claims, "Vlad was a serious slave driver, but may he rest in peace nonetheless"). Andrew is not only an amazing artist, but a really good dude. And ideas come out of his imagination that I truly believe has never been thought of before. For example...check out his personal "Post-It Pet" versions of some classic characters you may recognize from that theme park in Anaheim, CA and Florida.

Wait till you see the whole line Andrew has helped Pete and I with for 2009, but until then you can see

more of Andrew's work at his blog by CLICKING HERE.

The Definition of a Relaunch

2008-12-19T17:57:00.000-08:00

Main Entry:	relaunch
Part of Speech:	v, n
Definition:	to reintroduce a product or brand to the market after changes or improvements have been made

Pete was telling me today that a lot of people are being haters and saying stuff like, "How many times is Clandestine gonna relaunch?" or "They've done this before, it's not a big deal," and much like when Spencer Pratt is on a magazine cover, that hurts my soul. This is totally the first relaunch that Clandestine has ever went through. Sure, they've had changes in the past, but this is a major overhaul. New art direction, new design team, new brand goals, new production company, new website, even a new place where your clothing is shipped from. We've done work in the past, but now it's basically starting all over, like when Tawny Kitaen and Rodney King leave Celebrity Rehab and now are in Sober Liv...wait, am I alone is watching that? Anyway, this isn't anything Clan has done in the past - it's a facelift of mass proportions.

And like that - the record is set straight.

Beats by Ron

2008-12-18T16:03:00.000-08:00

I thought the Instant Messaging with DJ Dan Suh while he was in mid flight to NY would be the coolest thing I did today, but I was wrong. I stopped by my girlfriend's work for lunch and saw the Ron Herman colorway of the insanely dope Beats By Dre headphones. My girlfriend works at RonHerman.com, and the Ron Herman boutique store on Melrose in the Fred Segal center and RonHerman.com are the only non-franchise retail outlets able to carry the headphones. And on top of that, by permission of the Dr. himself, were given an exclusive color way in Ron's signature blue and white. Rumor had them making 20 of them, you can email them if you are interested. This joins the ranks of Lebron James's red version and Interscope recording artist Charles Hamilton's pink version. Here are some pics I snuck...

Yes, We Can (If Approved).

2008-12-17T22:05:00.000-08:00

I know we're all familiar with this logo by now...

...even Clandestine is about to give it a nice little remix (more on that soon). But much like

my last post about rejected shirt designs, there is always a cutting room floor. And Obama's

campaign is no different. A recent interview with Sol Sender, the man who led the design team

for Barack's campaign broke it down and even revealed the rejected attempts. Like these:

Seems so weird to me seeing the "misses," since the approved logo became such a vital part of

American life in 2008. It's like finding out they almost went with a shadow profile of Bill

Gates or a happy laughing worm for the Apple logo.

You can check out the whole interview with Sender and more rejected attempts

by CLICKING HERE.

Followed

2008-12-17T20:15:00.000-08:00

I see we have two "followers" on the blog already. Good news, since I think we'll have a bunch more joining soon when Pete announces it on his blog, and once the dude himself starts blogging here. Figured since you are early birds, we'd give you a glimpse at the cutting room floor here at Clan. This is a design we passed on for this February's relaunch, but why not give it some shine, right?

I won't spoil the reference, just to see if any of you can get it. We all thought it was a bit too obscure...but still very ultimate.

You'll never see it again. Poof.

2008-12-17T12:58:00.000-08:00

i'm not usually a hater when it comes to all things whack. usually i just kinda do the old "huh" for a second and move on. however, reebok's most recent attempt at cashing in on the "fashion high top" phenomenon just comes across as a rip off of the nike "air yeezy" which itself is inspired by other crazy high tops (see: lanvin and dior homme).
big velcro straps?
check
bright annoying colors?
check
hey reebok, the reason lanvins are dope is because they cost an arm and a leg and you have to go to france or some shit to buy them. $90 footaction exclusive doth not make ye hip.

Connect the Atomic Dots

2008-12-16T17:01:00.001-08:00

Between Pete's NY Times picture...

...and his personal sneak on the PW blog...

...you can almost put together "Bomby McGee," a new t-shirt dropping from Clan at the Feb. relaunch. ALMOST!

quagmire dunks. giggity giggity!

2008-12-16T16:21:00.001-08:00

here's a leaked pic of new nike sb dunks inspired by glenn quagmire from family guy. who's excited for the cleveland spin off show?

(source: sneakernews.com)

congrats!

2008-12-16T16:18:00.001-08:00

congrats to my friends in fall out boy and everyone at crush mgt. on a #1 itunes album. go buy folie a deux today! look out for some super secret and limited folie a deux related projects coming very soon...

Sold! ...To the monkey wearing a leather jacket!

2008-12-16T13:29:00.000-08:00

So it's seems that Julien's Auction House is pretty awesome. Partnering with Michael Jackson they'll be auctioning off much of his personal property, which you only imagine is totally insane/fresh/insanely fresh. Although it doesn't give you a list of what's being auctioned specifically, you can buy the auction catalogue for $100, or $500 if you want it hand signed and numbered by the Gloved One himself. P.S. BEST AUCTION CATALOGUE COVER EVER! Is this painting for sale? Cause my fireplace needs something large and able to creep people the f out. This sort of feels like when O.J. Simpson started signing pictures of his white Ford Bronco at autograph shows. You know dude needs the money, but you have to feel bad buying it. Also, it's alot like buying Amanda Bynes movies on DVD. Easy to laugh it, but sad to realize you actually want it. I mean, I could do these metaphors all day.

CLICK HERE for more info on the BADDEST auction ever. Who's bad?

Ears Ringing...

2008-12-15T23:18:00.000-08:00

Speaking of Cassadee, here's the Hey Monday singer sporting Clan. She's cooler than early Brenda Walsh sippin' a milkshake at the Peach Pit.

Geared Up

2008-12-15T23:08:00.000-08:00

Seems like Clan isn't the only brand relaunching to start the new year. Retro sneaker company L.A. Gear is taking another stab at it in 2009, recently unveiling new designs, hoping you won't remember that at one time they had a Paula Abdul signature hi-top. To keep it fair, they also had a Joe Montana endorsement - but the fact that MC Skat Kat was sporting L.A. Gears in the "Opposites Attract: video kinda trumps all. I do give props for keeping the little brand license plate tag on the product, reminding that all hot chicks had that as a keychain in 3rd grade. What do you think of the new kicks?

Somebody get Cassadee an endorsement with these peeps.

A Brand New Day

2008-12-15T23:00:00.000-08:00

Putting the parts back together Feb. 2009. We call "do-over" like kids who lost their handball over the playground fence. More soon.